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Do you have any that security wont care about? Instant success only.
Ah Grasshopper... you would like to have the keys to the chest, but you need to know how to utilize what's inside.
It's all in the delivery my friend... It's all in the delivery!
You are talking to a winner
(In a casino you will actually be surprised this works sometimes)
“Can I buy you a drink?”
You dont look like a hooker like all the other women in here.
(If they are a hooker this is the quickest method for finding out where you stand)
'Wanna see my hole cards?'
Conversely, I could show you hey stud, smooth talkin, life winner..... and simply just say hey baby come take a walk with me... and that person ends up in his suite with the babe.
But if there is a common theme in picking up chicks in a casino, your best bet is to portray yourself as a filthy rich dude who is generous with his money. Because girls in casinos are really all about the money.
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DocFull disclosure: Be careful. This line is like an atomic bomb. I used it once and she has been married to me for 31 years.
The spring when I was a 20-year-old college student, I went on a weekend retreat with a student group. We had a house, maybe two, in the mountains of NC. The first day while there, I noticed a girl sitting in a chair on the porch of one of the houses, reading a book. I was standing on the ground next to the porch, so the porch floor was about the height of my shoulders. On a whim, I reached through the railing and started trying sneakily to tie her shoe laces together. When she noticed, she was shocked/outraged that I would be trying such a juvenile prank.I explained that when I was in the third grade that same maneuver had worked in getting to meet a cute girl who had been ignoring me and that I just couldn't give up on a technique that worked. The two of us spent the rest of that weekend together as if we were a set couple in that student group. We continued to date through the spring semester. That summer break, she came to visit me at my family's home. Two summers later, we got married. If she doesn't kill me before next August, we will have been married for 51 years. You just never know what line might work.TomG
When meeting women in a casino, the only approach that works is to have a genuine conversation. Ask questions, listen, tell her about your interests. Last week there was a woman who looked a little down. She said it was because her boyfriend left her because he couldn't handle all the freaky stuff she was into. I was able to empathize with her and share my story about my girlfriend leaving because she couldn't handle all the freaky stuff I was into. Once we were able to make that connection we decided to spend some time together outside of the casino. We went to her house, she told me to hang out while she got ready for all the freaky stuff we could do together. A short while later she came out wearing nothing but strategically placed whip cream and a midget on her shoulders. I told her it was great coming over and it was time for me to leave. She was very puzzled and said 'I'm disappointed, I thought you were different and into all this freaky stuff.' I told her I already ate all her soap, clipped my toenails into her purse, gave myself an ice water enema, and took everything that she had laying around and set it into jello molds.
Now that is FA.... REAKYYY!!!
I just hope WMW is smart enough to realize the unicycle/Rubik's cube comment had nothing to do with him. I was just busting the Wizards balls.
I think someone is going to get suspended here!! You insulted me! You called me stupid indirectly. You should be suspended as I have been suspended for saying you were not smart in past threads. Suspension coming justly. Enjoy your time away. Boy it feels good to be a little rat ....now I know how you feel from past threads.
btw, if you change the color of your pantyhose while APing at different casinos, you may get better results. You are the only AP guy I know who likes to wear shiny pantyhose! Enjoy the freak show, AX!
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I think someone is going to get suspended here!! You insulted me! You called me stupid indirectly. You should be suspended as I have been suspended for saying you were not smart in past threads. Suspension coming justly. Enjoy your time away. Boy it feels good to be a little rat ....now I know how you feel from past threads.
btw, if you change the color of your pantyhose while APing at different casinos, you may get better results. You are the only AP guy I know who likes to wear shiny pantyhose! Enjoy the freak show, AX!
Oh, stop. Nobody's getting suspended over this nonsense, but if I were suspending anyone in the back and forth, it would be you.
Seriously. Just stop.
Oh, stop. Nobody's getting suspended over this nonsense, but if I were suspending anyone in the back and forth, it would be you.
Seriously. Just stop.
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So, let me understand correctly, some people here can ridicule and insult others without being punished but others who use the same language and tone as the aforementioned on a different thread and get suspended? You really need certain shills on this site , huh? Thought you were bigger than that bba.Administrator
So, let me understand correctly, some people here can ridicule and insult others without being punished but others who use the same language and tone as the aforementioned on a different thread and get suspended? You really need certain shills on this site , huh? Thought you were bigger than that bba.
I said no one was getting suspended.
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The whole pantyhose thing is just lame. If you're going to post things that are trying to insult without getting suspended, you need better material. At least make it worth reading.Casino Pick Up Lines
I said no one was getting suspended.
The whole pantyhose thing is just lame. If you're going to post things that are trying to insult without getting suspended, you need better material. At least make it worth reading.
What color to you wear?
What color to you wear?
Depends on whether I'm stepping out on the town or robbing a bank.